PIGSHIT by Gary Pig Gold – VERA RAMONE and her POISONED HEART

poisonedheartOver-intellectualizing about a subject as pure and simple in its perfection as the Ramones sort of defeats their entire purpose, now doesn’t it? The proverbial “dancing about architecture,” as Steve Martin (by way of Frank Zappa) might well say.

Consequently, I’ve shied away from most books and studies concerning Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee and Co. that have appeared over the years. After all, I have all their records, and spent a goodly part of the late Seventies joyously confined within small spaces as the brudders themselves performed the music which ultimately flattened, as opposed to merely changed, the whole g-damned world. ‘Nuff said!

So when a copy of Vera Ramone King’s “Poisoned Heart: I Married Dee Dee Ramone (The Ramones Years), A Punk Love Story” came my way, I cracked it open with a wee bit of trepidation, I do admit.

Then I noticed the pictures reproduced therein: Gloriously home-spun, fun-filled images from a louder, faster and yes, simpler time when a band could get up in the afternoon, rocket out of Queens in a rental van, and spend the next couple of decades seeing and then conquering all the world in all of its magic, Kodachrome’d glory.

But it was ultimately Vera’s words, in their own giddy and, yep, Gabba way, that slowly drew me. Like only Monte A. Melnick in his own “On The Road With The Ramones” tome before, Vera WAS there for it all, right by Dee Dee’s side, in that van with the rest of The Little Band That Could squashed ‘cross the very next seat. And throughout “Poisoned Heart,” she tells it all. In a candid, but totally non-catty way which happily – and most Ramone-appropriately, need I say – reads more like a vintage “16 Magazine” Tell-All than some fancy-pant-pressed, stuck-uppity University account.

It certainly takes a special kind of woman to carry the Ramone surname, and Vera was, and remains, one of the few and the proud. I was most happy to have spoken with her recently, and I know you’re going to enjoy this exchange as much as I really did…..

Could you tell us a bit about your childhood? Would you consider yourself a true “rock ‘n’ roll kid”?

For sure, I was a true rock ‘n’ roll kid!

I think probably sometime around the 4th and 5th grade I discovered there was a whole new world out there, and was addicted to the radio and early Sixties music. The Four Seasons, Lesley Gore, The Ronettes, The Supremes and Motown… I can go on and on. Then came The Beatles, and I was completely crazed with the Fab Four! I was in love with the London scene and the British Invasion from the get-go, and would have moved to England at the age of thirteen if my parents would have let me.

So in retrospect, I think I was destined to marry a “rockstar.” It was in my blood.

So you considered yourself “prepared” for a life and marriage with someone like Dee Dee Ramone?

I don’t think there was ANYTHING that could have prepared me for my life with him, nor would I have listened to anyone if they even tried to tell me any different!

During our marriage, I went through more than most people do in a whole lifetime. My dad, in a very nice way, did tell me that my life with Dee Dee would be hard and challenging, and I assured him that Dee Dee and I could handle and get through the rough times. The love we had was strong and we were prepared – or so we thought – that we would “make it,” despite the hard times ahead of us. Especially in the world of Punk Rock.

Do you see any parallels between your up-bringing and that of your husband-to-be’s?

Yes. Dee Dee was part German (his mom) and his dad was Scottish. My own parents were from Slovakia and came to this country as teenagers when they met. So we both had European backgrounds. We discovered early on that we both liked the same foods because our moms cooked very similar.

We were brought up with strict parents. He was an Army brat raised in Germany, and my parents were also very strict Catholics. Somewhere along the line we just both sort of rebelled against all the conservativeness, and there was NO going back for either one of us.

We both had this tremendous passion for rock ‘n’ roll and we both hung out in the same places. Max’s Kansas City and CBGB’s were our regular haunts, and we both had mutual friends.

And then we met. The rest is history.

Describe, from your perspective, the underground music scene of mid-Seventies New York.

It was a time that can NEVER be duplicated. It was like in the Sixties when the Beatles changed everything.

The New York Dolls were super hot, as well as Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground, Alice Cooper and SO many others. Then came the Ramones, Blondie, Talking Heads, B-52’s, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Television, Jayne County, and so many more! It was an explosion in the music scene and New York was NEVER the same again.

What seemed particularly special about the Ramones, even then?

The Ramones had a raw sound like no other band at the time, so you either loved ’em or you didn’t.

Soon it was apparent that they were the new “IT” band that everyone had to go see, and the lines would be around the block.

They were already making history, I guess you could say.

The Ramones were actually the first punk band that went to London and changed the music scene, and influenced the many popular bands that followed after they left there. It was like in the Sixties, when The Beatles came to America and changed everything here.

The same can be said for Elvis in the Fifties. History repeats itself with a bit of a twist every ten to fifteen years or so.

How did you first encounter Dee Dee?

I met him upstairs at Max’s Kansas City. At the bar hanging out, just checking out new bands.

He wasn’t playing that night and walked in and stood next to me. I knew immediately who he was but didn’t want to seem overly impressed, and I think that’s what got him interested: I wasn’t falling over him and was probably a bit more of a challenge for him.

What was your immediate impression?

He was extremely good looking, and finding a different girl every night for himself wouldn’t be much of an effort for him if he wanted. He was the “heartthrob” of the Ramones, and everyone KNEW that.

He started talking to me, and soon he had me laughing and liking him. He had that sexy, raspy voice and was very charming and almost a little shy. He wasn’t loud or obnoxious or full of himself, and I was immediately swept off my feet.

He was very sweet, and we hung out for quite a while. He asked for my number and called me the next day and said he was leaving to go to London, and asked if he could see me when he got back. Of course I said YES!!

He called me from London a few days later and told me when he would be returning to the States, and would call me as soon as he got back. And he did. After that we were very rarely apart, and basically became attached to one another. And soon I was living with him at Danny Fields’ loft in lower Manhattan.

Did you feel you were immediately accepted into the Ramones’ inner circle?

At the time it was cool, and his bandmates accepted me because I wasn’t crazy and violent like his old girlfriend Connie. They knew I was more “normal” for Dee Dee, and was generally a good influence on him and kept him out of trouble as much as possible.

Tell me a bit about each of the band, as you first got to know them, and since.

Joey and I ALWAYS had a great relationship, and he often would say he also wanted to find someone like Dee Dee did and have a more stable relationship.

Tommy and Johnny were the ones who more or less made the decisions for the band in the earlier years. Tommy was always smart and had good business sense, as did Johnny. Johnny made sure the band looked upon itself as a business partnership and were ALL committed. The band always came first, and he kept everyone in line as much as possible.

Then Tommy left in ‘78 and along came Marky! Marky was fun, and added a lot of humor to offset the monotony driving from place to place. Him and Dee Dee became instant buddies. Their friendship was both genuine on and off the stage, and lasted for many years to come.

Marky STILL is keeping the Ramones’ music alive, and is a legend in his own time.

Someone I consider extremely important in the initial development of the band was their first manager, Danny Fields.

Danny was a sweetheart, and the nicest guy you could ever know. He was smart, good-looking, knowledgeable, and was VERY cool with Dee Dee and me. He let us live with him when we were in New York, and save some money so we could get our own place eventually. He always had answers for us, and advice about how we should do things.

And then there’s Monte!

What can I say about Monte A. Melnick? This man saved my life on many occasions, and lived down the block from us in Whitestone when we got our apartment. If I ever needed anyone on a moment’s notice, he was there in a New York minute. There were many times indeed that I called Monte for HELP!

He was, and still is, very kind and sweet, and has big heart. He endured a lot during his twenty-something years with the Ramones, and being their road manager was no easy task! It was 24/7, and he did an extraordinary job of keeping everyone on time …AND did all the driving around the whole country in the van for many years. Not many people could have endured what he had to deal with and never complained. Unbelievable!

Following Danny, Gary Kurfirst stepped in to the managerial role.

Gary already had several bands he was managing at the time, and he stayed with them till the end in 1995, when the Ramones broke up.

Gary was SHARP. He had excellent business skills and was also from Forest Hills. The boys knew him from the neighborhood before they were the Ramones; he was already managing bands like Leslie West and Mountain. The boys were in awe of him from the early 70’s, and respected Gary. He knew just how to handle each individual Ramone. This was NO easy task for anyone.

He had the charisma and musical capabilities to make them more marketable, and always looked out for their best interests. We finally began to see some money, and he knew their audiences and where to book them. And if he took you into his own close circle, you were in good hands. NO ONE would f— with his bands. He was The Man!

I was very saddened to hear of his passing earlier this year and had spoken with him not too long ago. He was a great friend and manager, and leaves his own legacy behind. I’m sure he is missed by all the people he befriended over the years, and rightly so.

And then there is the “fifth Ramone”…

Arturo Vega was with them from the very beginning, and is responsible for the artistic backdrop that is identified to this very day on all the t-shirts with the famous eagle insignia. He was also very important to the Ramones, professionally AND personally. He knew each one of them very well, and their distinct individual personalities, and could deal with them as only a very few could. Arturo was always, and still is, cool and enjoys what he does. I found him also to be very levelheaded, good-looking, smart and a very good friend throughout the years.

His love for the Ramones is forever tattooed across his back. No matter what, he always stayed loyal to the band to the very end.

After so many years in such close quarters then, under such remarkable circumstances, a deep bond must have been made between so many of you.

In a way we all still ARE family, and will remain that way even though Joey, Dee Dee and Johnny are no longer with us.

We still see each other when possible and keep in touch. I just recently did Marky Ramone’s Sirius radio program while in New York doing book promos. I also saw Monte, Arturo, Mickey Leigh and his wife Lene, who are Joey’s brother and sister-in-law.

It doesn’t matter how much time goes by, or where our lives have taken us. We will FOREVER have that special bond between us.

To Be Continued in next Friday’s Report,
Dee Dee King and all !

but until then
please Be Sure to stop by:

www.VeraRamoneKing.com

not to mention

www.GaryPigGold.com

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1 Comment

  1. Parallel lives here, Gary, as I too reviewed the book and had a chance to interview Vera (http://blogcritics.org/books/article/book-review-poisoned-heart-i-married/). I thought the book was cool and talking to Vera was wonderful. She has so much insight into the band and that whole NYC punk scene and her willingness to share it with us all amazes me.

    More than anything else, you can tell that this book is her life with DeeDee and in her own words. So many of these types of things are ghost-written and fake. Vera’s the real deal.

    Looking forward to reading part two!!!

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