‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy

We all know that famous misheard lyric to Jimi Hendrix’s “Purple Haze” but I didn’t realize that there are at least 4,142 examples of similar mis-heard and bungled lyrics according to the incredibly funny website Kiss This Guy. How about “Dirty knees and thunder cheeks” instead of “Dirty deeds done dirt cheap” (“Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” by AC/DC) or “Then I saw her face now I’m a bleeder” instead of “Then I saw her face and now I’m a believer” (“I’m a Believer” by The Monkees). There are tons of them so grab a frosty and plunk yourself down in front of the computer on some rainy day and have a couple of laughs with this great site. What could this possibly be? “I-I-I-I’m Stayin’ the Night, Stayin’ the Night.” Have a great weekend everybody!