As the powers-that-still-be gamely inducted yet more seemingly willing accomplices on March 14 (eg: Neil Diamond? Not bad. Alice Cooper? At least that includes his entire, original band. And Darlene Love? ABOUT FUCKING TIME! as Stella McCartney would say) one pretty-burning question, alas, remains:
Should PAT BOONE be inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame?
I duly trolled the Internets on behalf of RnR Reporters everywhere, and This Is What I Was Told, in exactly their own words (and precisely their own punctuation):
Phil Kaufman, Road Mangler Deluxe
Pat Boone? Pop Hall Of Fame …or the White Buck Shoe Hall. But NEVER Rock ‘n’ Roll!
(P.S.: Where is the “ROADIE Hall” ?)