Welcome To Canada. Anything to Declare?

According to the local news rag The Montreal Gazette, both Liam Gallagher and Prince are thinking of moving to Canada. Now, I have no problem with Liam Gallagher. Oasis are a very cool band and Liam’s certainly got the attitude but Prince? The only thing I ever liked about him was Raspberry Beret and that was the cover version by The Hindu Love Gods! I also worry that this great country might pose a serious danger of strangling that snot nose, asshole attitude that Mr. Gallagher wears so well and turning him into, well, just a jerk. Hope Noel visits often.